A husband was putting on his jacket to leave when his cell phone . It was his wife calling. She , "Please, stop at the pharmacy and buy me some face cream." The man his bicycle to the drug store, asked the esthetician for face cream, the $80 price tag, gasped, and gave it back to the woman, asking if they any alcohol instead. She told him no and him next door to the liquor store. The man quickly next door and $30 for a bottle of Irish cream. Arriving home, he his wife at the front door. Shocked to see her husband without her face cream, she shouted, "I face cream, not Irish Cream. That won't make me beautiful!" and the door in his face. The husband shouted back, "Funny because I have always found that half a bottle of this makes you irresitable!"