Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English langiuage, is derived from German, the word "frichen," which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: as a transitive verb for instance, "John fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks Shirley"; as an intransitive verb, "Shirley fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks". It's meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as John's doing all the fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks work; as part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks beautiful"; as a noun, "I don't give a fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks"; as part of a word, "abso-fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks-lutely" or "in-fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks-credible"; or as almost every word in a sentence "fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks the fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks!". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples used as the following words:

Fraud: "I got fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Oh, fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks now"
Aggresion: "Don't fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks with me, buddy!"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks question"
Inquiry: "Who the fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks is going on here"
Incompetence: "He's a fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks-off!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuckfuckedfuckersfuckingfucks yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
Fuck you!