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Hey! My name is Anne. I am a 24 year-old student in Master philosophy at Concordia. I’ll soon graduate and start to teach at the college. Should I stay at university or should I drop out? You know… my finals are killing me right now!

Choice 1 : Drop out of school.

Choice 2 : Stay in school.

Drop out of school.

Thank God! I could not deal with it anymore! Should I go see my master director to talk to him, should I blow my classmates off or should I Just quit classes without saying anything?

Choice 1 : Go see the teacher.

Choice 2 : Blow my classmates off.

Choice 3 : Just quit university without saying anything.

Stay in school.

So, glad that I stayed at the university! I didn’t want to end up as a mediocre Walmart employee. What should I do next once I finish my master degree?

Choice 1 : Start working as a college teacher.

Choice 2 : Go to the PHD.

Choice 3 : Go work as a journalist.

Go see the teacher.

I decide to go see my Master Director to tell him that I want to drop out. Sadly, I wasn’t expecting what he added.

Choice 1 : He tells me that I was the best student ever.

Choice 2 : He tells me that I was the worst student ever.

Blow my classmates off.

Great choice. It seems to be an ethical choice. The real question now is : how to piss off people you don’t like? Should I do a mess in this class or should I hang out with my fathers’ classmates?

Choice 1 : Make a mess.

Choice 2 : Hang out with my fathers’ classmates to get revenge.

Just quit university without saying anything.

Ho! Quitting school is legit when you don’t have fun anymore at school! I always wanted to be a cashier at Walmart anyway! What should I do next?

Choice 1 : Go apply to a job at Walmart.

Choice 2 : Find myself a rich man that can support me financially.

He tells me that I was the best student ever.

‘’You were the best student that I ever met’’ he replied. ‘’ Listen, I don’t want you to drop out’’ Soon has I heard that, I had no idea what to do. Should I listen to him?

Choice 1 : You drop out and do not care about his opinion.

Choice 2 : You listen to him and stay in school.

He tells me that I was the worst student ever.

“I’m glad that you dropped out” he glanced at me. “You were so bad, I couldn’t stop laughing at your assignment” … AGHR, Should I punch him in the face?

Choice 1 : Yes.

Choice 2 : No.

Yes.

Well, I couldn’t wait to punch him in his face. I also broke his nose. I’m glad because however, his nose was ugly anyway. Now, I am in prison!

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No.

I chose to not punch him in his face. He was a nice guy, even after what he told me. I could have end up in prison… I’m glad that I can control myself.

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You drop out and do not care about his opinion.

Well, I decided to not listen to my master director and decided to drop out. Now I don’t have a diploma and I am poor. I work as a waitress at a restaurant and I make a poor wage. End.

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You listen to him and stay in school.

I’m so glad that I listened at my master director. Now, I love having a diploma and I finally got a nice job with college students that makes me happy! Thank you for helping me.

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Make a mess.

Without waiting, I jump on the chair in the middle of the class and scream “I hate school! You Ruined my life” What should I do next?

Choice 1 : Do the middle finger at everyone.

Choice 2 : Throw a chair at the teacher.

Hang out with my fathers’ classmates to get revenge.

Well, that seems legit when you want to blow someone off. Should I have a nice date with them?

Choice 1 : Yes.

Choice 2 : No.

Do the middle finger at everyone.

Well, At least, I made my classmates laugh… Oops! I was kicked out of university soon after that action.

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Throw a chair at the teacher.

After jumping on my chair, I take another chair right next to me and throw it, the strongest I can at my teacher! Now, I am in prison, charge with physical brutality and lack of respect.

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Yes.

I’m so glad that I did that, thanks for helping me! now I found, by surprise, the man of my live. Thank you so much.

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No.

No that’s disgusting, I’ll hang out with their brothers instead!

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Go apply to a job at Walmart.

Ho! I feel after doing a master that I have all of the ability required to compete this cashier job! I’m going to apply!

Choice 1 : Finally got a job!

Choice 2 : Application turn down.

Find myself a rich man that can support me financially.

Well, where should I go to find this kind of stupid guys?

Choice 1 : Go on the tv show “the millionaire matchmaker

Choice 2 : Go to the casino.

Finally got a job!

That’s the best day of my life! I’m going to work at minimum wage 50H a week with a boss that screams constantly at me! My life is complete!

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Application turn down.

Well, now, I have no diploma and no job… I should reconsider the fact of quitting school End.

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Go on the tv show “the millionaire matchmaker".

Wow! I hope to meet someone stupid enough to pay for everything! My life will be soon complete!

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Go to the casino.

Well, everyone knows nowadays, all of the rich guys stand in the casino! My life is complete. No need to study anymore.

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Start working as a college teacher.

Starting working as a college teacher is my dream career! It’s my first day in a job as a CEGEP teacher. Today, I plan to teach the students about the absolutism and actualism theory. However….

Choice 1 : The students are really bad.

Choice 2 : The students are really good.

The students are really bad.

Ho! I didn’t realize college students were this stupid until I begin teaching. This is making me depressed. What should I do as a responsible teacher?

Choice 1 : Throw a chair at the student.

Choice 2 : laugh at them.

The students are really good.

My students are doing very well at school! I should give them some reward. What should I do?

Choice 1 : Give them 100% everywhere.

Choice 2 : Give them candy.

Throw a chair at the student.

Ho! Throwing a chair is always a good idea when you are angry! Immediately, I threw the chair I sated on at a bunch of students! Luckily, the direction doesn’t know nothing about it yet.

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laugh at them.

Laughing at the students wasn’t the best idea ever. Every time someone gets a bad answer or name a bad definition of the basics in philosophy such as maxim and virtue, I booed at them. I was fired….

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Give them candy.

Giving my students candy is the best option. They like me and I like them also. I got a reward from the school’s management.

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Give them 100% everywhere.

Giving 100% at every copy makes, of course, my students better… The school’s management was very mad at me.

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Go work as a journalist.

Philosophy can lead to a ton of fields such as journalism. It is easy for me to get a job since I have my master degree. What should I do Next?

Choice 1 : Go for a job interview at «Le Devoir».

Choice 2 : Go for a job interview at «La Presse».

Go for a job interview at «Le Devoir».

Soon after giving my resume, I sadly got turned down at "Le Devoir" which means, they don’t need my help! What should I do next?

Choice 1 : Go back to college.

Choice 2 : Become an electrician.

Go for a job interview at «La Presse».

I’m glad of having an interview at La Presse. But ….

Choice 1 : I got turned down.

Choice 2 : I got hired.

I got turned down.

I sadly got turned down which means, they don’t need my help.

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I got hired.

I am so lucky! I’ve been hired at La Presse. My life is so complete now. Also, I just wrote an article about the use of sophist in the current language! Thanks for helping me.

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Go to the PHD.

Ho Nice! I l love PHD, in which programs should I go in?

Choice 1 : In politics.

Choice 2 : In philosophy.

Go back to college.

Well, it seems that I need to go back to Concordia!

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Become an electrician.

I am now an electrician and I love my job! Thanks for helping me find my way.

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In philosophy.

As you guys already know, I love philosophy. So thanks for choosing that! Should I now be happy with having my ultimate goal Complete?

Choice 1 : Yes.

In politics.

Doing a master in politics is very fun because you got a lot of knowledge about the function of the humanity. However...

Choice 1 : I am a really good student.

Choice 2 : I am a really bad student.

I am a really good student.

You ought to take that! I want to say that I’m a really good student! I can incorporate notions like idealism, realism, and fatalism in my politic assignments. Now, I just love what I am doing.

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I am a really bad student.

(Well, that’s not really kind...) I am going to drop out of school because I don’t like it anymore and be poor for the rest of my life.

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Yes.

Yes, but achieving your goals in life, you create a big self-estimee that will provide you a lot of good things in life.

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