Cegep and MVP.

You just got in the Cegep of Sherbrooke, and you already launched the MVP of your first B2B SaaS. In only two days, your website has attained 2 million customers. However, your clients started complaining about the lag in your platform. You remember you had your Claude AI Pro subscription, so you started thinking if its worth using it, but in the other hand, you did not want to deal with this, so you thought about closing your business.

Choice 1 : Stop and end everything.

Choice 2 : Ask Claude

Lack of purpose.

Your lack of purpose and drive of work led you to failure. You reached a point in your life where you do not have any income. The idea of retiring started flirting with you. You felt invaluable to society. However, you dreaded dying poor, so you thought about getting an internship as a Software Engineer. You knew that getting an internship is a hard way of getting successful in life, so you considered becoming a perpetrator before retiring.

Choice 1 : Get an internship as a SWE

Choice 2 : Get rich fast

Claude and his incompetency.

You entered the prompt using Claude's CLI, but you realized that AI cannot solve this problem for you. The overwhelming feeling of the 9 to 5 started knocking on the door, so you got a mortgage to invest in your business. But, you felt lazy as hell, so you pondered if you should hire a team of desperate new-grads for a minimum wage or, if you should start studying everything thoughtfully before doing anything.

Choice 1 : Get it the hard way

Choice 2 : Hire a team of trainees

Tough life as an intern.

On your first day as an intern, you got sucked up in a fight. Your manager almost fired you, but you knew that he sexually harassed an employee a couple months ago, so you tried blackmailing him in order to not get fired, and it worked. After a while, you felt bad, and you felt like you should say something to someone to report him.

Choice 1 : Report him

RAM is gold.

As a computer scientist, you decided to rob RAM memory bars from computers. You started going to the Cegep of Sherbrooke to get the memory bars from their laboratory computers, but before getting access to them, they ran a background check on you to verify your identity and ensure you were a student of this Cegep. You knew your life as a computer scientist was over, and you did not want to do anything other in life than being that. You realized you would rather be locked-up for life than not being able to work as a developer. So, you think about talking to cops and reporting yourself.

Choice 1 : Talk to the cops

The hard way.

After studying for a maddening amount of time, you have learned all the ins-and-outs of building a B2B SaaS. Without losing any more time, you started to scale horizontally your platform to improve its performance. Shortly after, you received a huge bill from AWS.

Choice 1 : Richer everyday.

Free labour.

The trainees did really well, but most of the time they were coding some AI slop that made your B2B SaaS extremely vulnerable to cyber-attacks. You told them to encrypt every sensible data in the database to ensure Bill 25 and prevent lawsuits. After they did it, you knew the MVP of your SaaS was ready to be released.

Choice 1 : Launch

Snitch.

You listened to your heart and asked ChatGPT if you should report your manager to the cops' anyway, and he answered that you should indeed. You did the right thing and told everyone about what happened, so your manager could get fired. After a while, you heard that he got in jail and that the CEO of the company was very happy to ear about what you did. He asked you if you would like to have a better salary to thank you.

Choice 1 : Get richer.

Hackers.

After working for hours on you B2B SaaS you uploaded every essential feature to GitHub. You launched the second release of your SaaS, and in just two days your software skyrocketed in customers. The web hosting platform you used to host your Saas could not load the server properly with that many clients using the server at the same time, so you realized you were getting hacked by a DDoS attack. You knew you could ask Claude to implement an API rate limiting function to stop this, but you also knew you could wait for the hackers to get bored and stop attacking you.

Choice 1 : Wait for them to get bored

Richer everyday.

You accepted the increase of your salary, and continued working as a Full-Stack Engineer. However, one day, you ran into a software bug, but after looking more into it, you realized it was actually a virus. Someone has planted that virus there, and you knew you could not let anyone know, because it could be anyone that inserted this virus there. You thought about speaking directly with your boss about it before doing anything.

Choice 1 : Talk to the boss.

Talk to the boss.

You talked to your boss, and he was very happy to ear about this. He removed the virus safely, and gave you a bounty of 2 million dollars. You finally made it! You were now rich, and without even launching your B2B SaaS. The moment you saw the enormous amount of money sitting on your bank account, you bought a farm and retired. Your dream of never seeing technology again was realized. You never touched internet again, not even the hardware of a computer.

Choice 1 : Start over

The end.

After many days working with computer science and software engineering, you felt depressed. In fact, you felt nothing, you were totally numb to everything. Seeing pixels on a screen every day of your life drove you crazy. You decided to end it all.

Choice 1 : Start over

Boredom.

After a while, the hackers got bored indeed, but now you had 15 lawsuits waiting for you after a massive data leak of your platform. You could not bear it.

Choice 1 : End it all

The end.

You felt desperate, and the only way you saw to get out of this situation was ending it all. You closed your laptop for the last time and never turned it on again.

Choice 1 : Start over

Success.

All of your work finally paid off. Your SaaS was deployed and everything was working perfectly fine. Even though you paid every bill from AWS, you were still making millions a month from your B2B SaaS. You finally retired.

Choice 1 : Start over

Arrested.

You reported yourself and ended up being locked up in jail for 5 years. You will never get a job after getting out. While you stare at the concrete ceiling of your cell, you think about getting a farm when you get out.

Choice 1 : Start over