Have you ever hated someone so much you wished them a happy ending? Or maybe you were close to someone, but they decided to make the worst joke ever, and you started hating them. In this listicle we will discuss about three types of people that should have their funerals (immediately).
1. The person who did the worst joke ever.
Imagine you are having a good day, walking peacefully at your work or at school, happy being alive and present to other's. It's nice isn't it ? But suddenly someone come's and makes the worst joke you ever heard. You then loose all hope in humanity and risk depression. With our company "The Last Supper" you can get at discounted price's alcohol at funerals for discounted prices.
2. The person who microwaves fish at the office.
Imagine you are having a good day, sitting calmly at your desk, focused on your work and feeling productive. It’s nice isn’t it ? But suddenly a smell comes from the kitchen, and it is not just any smell, it’s reheated fish. Your eyes start to water, your coworkers start to cry, and everyone silently wonders if this is how it ends. With our company “The Last Supper” you can get a complete funeral package with free flowers, free music and free fresh air, because you will need it.
3. The person who replies “k” to your long message.
Imagine you are having a good day, taking your time to write a long and heartfelt message to someone you care about. You put your feelings, your jokes and even a few emojis in it. It’s nice isn’t it ? But suddenly you get an answer, and it is only one letter: “k”. You then stare at your phone for three hours and question every friendship you ever had. With our company “The Last Supper” you can organize a funeral for the conversation, and the first round of drinks is on us.
Conclusion
So now you know the 3 types of people that should have a funeral. Next time someone tells a terrible joke, microwaves fish, or replies “k”, don’t get angry, just call “The Last Supper”. We will take care of the rest, and the drinks too.